Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.
J.D. - Season 2 Episode 18
19Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
Perry Cox - Season 1 Episode 15
17The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.
J.D. - Season 6 Episode 11
16Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.
J.D. - Season 2 Episode 12
16You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.
J.D. - Season 8 Episode 9
14I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.
J.D. - Season 3 Episode 16
13What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
Bob Kelso - Season 3 Episode 10
9Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.
J.D. - Season 3 Episode 19
8God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!
Perry Cox - Season 3 Episode 17
8Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?
Perry Cox - Season 1 Episode 17
7Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.
J.D. - Season 8 Episode 4
6J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"
Perry Cox - Season 7 Episode 1
6In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.
J.D. - Season 3 Episode 14
6J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"
J.D. - Season 2 Episode 13
6Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
J.D. - Season 4 Episode 8
6Dr. Cox: "I hate you. You suck."
Elliot: "I know, but I've been trying harder."
Dr. Cox: "Barbie? Talking to the computer, but nice self esteem."
Elliot: "I know, but I've been trying harder."
Dr. Cox: "Barbie? Talking to the computer, but nice self esteem."
Perry Cox - Season 2 Episode 19
6Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
Bob Kelso - Season 2 Episode 13
5It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.
J.D. - Season 2 Episode 9
5It's about the day I realised, that admitting we're not heroic, is when we're the most heroic of all.
J.D. - Season 1 Episode 23
5I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.
Perry Cox - Season 3 Episode 4
5Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
Perry Cox - Season 4 Episode 2
5Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
Perry Cox - Season 2 Episode 2
5Turk: "Well?"
J.D.: "It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy."
J.D.: "It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy."
J.D. - Season 2 Episode 13
4Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"
Perry Cox - Season 6 Episode 20
4About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to 'crash for a while'. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john - which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know anymore.
Perry Cox - Season 3 Episode 10
4Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."
Elliot Reid - Season 2 Episode 1
4Carla, I have a six-month old child, I'm gonna be one of those weird old guys who brings my son down to the park, where everybody is like, 'Hmm, is he the dad, is he the grandad, is he the grandad's grandad and oh my God, why is he pushing a traffic cone on the swing while his five-year old little boy is in the mud crying? Is--is he taunting the little boy? No! He can't even see the little boy, and, now look: he's actually taking the traffic cone, putting it in the minivan and driving away while the little boy cries and the traffic cone sits quietly and watches Finding Nemo on DVD.'
Perry Cox - Season 3 Episode 8
4Either way, when you hit that low point, you have a choice. You can either wallow in self-pity, or you can suck it up. It's your call.
J.D. - Season 1 Episode 23
4Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.
Perry Cox - Season 2 Episode 22
4This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
Christopher Turk - Season 2 Episode 8
4Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"
Christopher Turk - Season 3 Episode 6
4Bob Kelso: "If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love."
Dr. Cox: "I think your credit card statement would beg to differ."
Dr. Cox: "I think your credit card statement would beg to differ."
Perry Cox - Season 4 Episode 17
3J.D.: "Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?"
Elliot: "A little confused considering I have four brothers."
Elliot: "A little confused considering I have four brothers."
Elliot Reid - Season 4 Episode 7
3Elliot: "My life is a mess."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."
Elliot Reid - Season 2 Episode 19
3Elliot: "Are you sexually active?"
J.D.: "It's active."
Elliot: "I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin."
J.D.: "It's active."
Elliot: "I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin."
Elliot Reid - Season 1 Episode 9
3Lemme see if I can make this real clear for you: If this hospital were a human body, you'd be the appendix, because at one time you served some function, but it was so long ago nobody's quite sure what that was anymore.
Perry Cox - Season 6 Episode 7
3Saying someone is the best surgeon, is like saying someone is the smartest cast member of 'The Hills'.
Perry Cox - Season 8 Episode 4
3Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
Perry Cox - Season 1 Episode 1
3I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.
Elliot Reid - Season 5 Episode 22
2Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."
Christopher Turk - Season 3 Episode 1
2Julie: "It has minimal side effects, only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage."
Dr. Cox: "I'm getting two out of three from the conversation."
Dr. Cox: "I'm getting two out of three from the conversation."
Perry Cox - Season 2 Episode 7
2If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
Perry Cox - Season 2 Episode 5
2Maybe it's not about being the best. Maybe it's about finding little things, that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or letting yourself feel overwhelmed - if only for a moment.
J.D. - Season 1 Episode 7
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J.D. - Season 3 Episode 19
2Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."
Elliot Reid - Season 1 Episode 2
Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."
Bob Kelso - Season 2 Episode 7