Quotes from Sex And The City

Quotes from Sex And The City
Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City

Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.

Love, Self-Confidence
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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 13

Samantha: 'I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak.'
Carrie: 'That's awful.'
Samantha: 'No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 13

Samantha: 'If we perpetually gave men blow jobs, we could run the world.'
Carrie: 'At Ieast our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.'

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Quote by Stanford Blatch from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 13

Stanford: 'This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks.'
Carrie: 'The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable.'
Stanford: 'I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man.'
Carrie: 'That's sick.'
Stanford: 'Which is why I see the other two.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 13

I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 13

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 12

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 11

Samantha: 'I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again.'
Charlotte: 'What happens to it?'
Samantha: 'Nothing, I never go back.'
Carrie: 'Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?'
Samantha: 'That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.'
Miranda: 'That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.'
Charlotte: 'I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed.'
Carrie: 'Maybe it was Samantha's!'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 10

Carrie: 'It's the Millennium, we don't say 'working class' anymore.'
Charlotte: 'You're trying to pretend we live in a classless society - and we don't.'
Carrie: 'Marie Antoinette, we get the picture.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 9

Miranda: 'If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops.'
Carrie: 'You're practically a virgin.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 9

Carrie: 'Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised.'
Charlotte: 'Great, now they're taking over the world!'
Carrie: 'It's a penis, not Godzilla.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 7

Samantha: 'You forgot someone you slept with?'
Carrie: 'We're not in single-digits anymore.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 5

In a city that moves so fast, you get the Sunday paper on Saturday - how did any of us know how much time we had left?

New York City
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 4

Samantha: 'If I had a son, I'd teach him all about the vagina.'
Carrie: 'If you had a son, we'd call social services.'

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Quote by Charlotte York from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 4

Orgasms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex
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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 3

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 3

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called 'The First Date'. On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

New York City
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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 2

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Sex
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Quote by Charlotte York from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 1

The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.

Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 1

When you live on a tiny island like Manhattan, the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are even higher.

Breakup & Lovesick, New York City
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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 12

I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 11

I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 11

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Sex, New York City
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 10

Samantha: 'She fucks on my couch, she buys it!'
Carrie: 'Isn't that how you got the couch from me?'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 10

Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.

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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 10

The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!

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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 10

Carrie: 'You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?'
Samantha: 'The invitation said 'BYOB'.'
Miranda: 'That meant 'bring your own baby'!'
Carrie: 'What did you get her?'
Miranda: 'Condoms.'

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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 10

Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'

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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 8

Samantha: 'Threesomes are huge right now, they're the blow job of the '90s.'
Charlotte: 'What was the blow job of the '80s?'
Samantha: 'Anal sex.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 6

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole!

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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 5

Carrie: 'She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl.'
Miranda: 'She's a hooker with a passport.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 5

Charlotte: 'If I could get him to show at the gallery, it would be an incredible coup. But what if he wants me to... you know...'
Carrie: '...hold his brush?'

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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 3

Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 3

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 1

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 4

Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City

Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 18

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Women, Relationships
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 11

Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered
how to play with it.

Women
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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 10

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

Men, Sex
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City

I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to gaytown.

Homosexuality
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Quote by Charlotte York from Sex And The City

Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

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Characters from Sex And The City