Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.Love, Self-Confidence0
Samantha: 'I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak.'
Carrie: 'That's awful.'
Samantha: 'No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!'
Samantha: 'If we perpetually gave men blow jobs, we could run the world.'
Carrie: 'At Ieast our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.'
Stanford: 'This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks.'
Carrie: 'The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable.'
Stanford: 'I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man.'
Carrie: 'That's sick.'
Stanford: 'Which is why I see the other two.'
I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?0
In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.0
Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.Breakup & Lovesick0
Samantha: 'I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again.'
Charlotte: 'What happens to it?'
Samantha: 'Nothing, I never go back.'
Carrie: 'Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?'
Samantha: 'That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.'
Miranda: 'That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.'
Charlotte: 'I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed.'
Carrie: 'Maybe it was Samantha's!'
Carrie: 'It's the Millennium, we don't say 'working class' anymore.'
Charlotte: 'You're trying to pretend we live in a classless society - and we don't.'
Carrie: 'Marie Antoinette, we get the picture.'
Miranda: 'If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops.'
Carrie: 'You're practically a virgin.'
Carrie: 'Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised.'
Charlotte: 'Great, now they're taking over the world!'
Carrie: 'It's a penis, not Godzilla.'
Samantha: 'You forgot someone you slept with?'
Carrie: 'We're not in single-digits anymore.'
In a city that moves so fast, you get the Sunday paper on Saturday - how did any of us know how much time we had left?New York City0
Samantha: 'If I had a son, I'd teach him all about the vagina.'
Carrie: 'If you had a son, we'd call social services.'
Orgasms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.Sex0
If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.0
Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called 'The First Date'. On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.New York City0
Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.Sex0
The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.Breakup & Lovesick0
When you live on a tiny island like Manhattan, the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are even higher.Breakup & Lovesick, New York City0
I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.0
I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!0
No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.Sex, New York City0
Samantha: 'She fucks on my couch, she buys it!'
Carrie: 'Isn't that how you got the couch from me?'
Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.0
The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!0
Carrie: 'You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?'
Samantha: 'The invitation said 'BYOB'.'
Miranda: 'That meant 'bring your own baby'!'
Carrie: 'What did you get her?'
Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'
Samantha: 'Threesomes are huge right now, they're the blow job of the '90s.'
Charlotte: 'What was the blow job of the '80s?'
Samantha: 'Anal sex.'
If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole!0
Carrie: 'She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl.'
Miranda: 'She's a hooker with a passport.'
Charlotte: 'If I could get him to show at the gallery, it would be an incredible coup. But what if he wants me to... you know...'
Carrie: '...hold his brush?'
Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!0
Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.0
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?0
Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.0
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.Women, Relationships0
Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered
how to play with it.
Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.Men, Sex0
I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to gaytown.Homosexuality0