The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!0
Carrie: 'You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?'
Samantha: 'The invitation said 'BYOB'.'
Miranda: 'That meant 'bring your own baby'!'
Carrie: 'What did you get her?'
Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'
Samantha: 'Threesomes are huge right now, they're the blow job of the '90s.'
Charlotte: 'What was the blow job of the '80s?'
Samantha: 'Anal sex.'
If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole!0
Carrie: 'She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl.'
Miranda: 'She's a hooker with a passport.'
Charlotte: 'If I could get him to show at the gallery, it would be an incredible coup. But what if he wants me to... you know...'
Carrie: '...hold his brush?'
Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!0
Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.0
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?0
Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.0
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.Women, Relationships0
Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered
how to play with it.
Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.Men, Sex0
I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to gaytown.Homosexuality0