Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park

Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park
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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park

Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?'
Clyde: '12?'
Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 21 Episode 4

Wilson Aubry: 'You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths.'
Eric Cartman: 'That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.'

2017
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Quote by Randy Marsh from South Park in Season 15 Episode 11

A blowjob isn't with your mouth, it's with your heart. Now get on your knees and put that heart to work.

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 15 Episode 1

Gerald Broflovski: 'Well that does it, I'm going to the police!'
Stan: 'For what?'
Gerald Broflovski: 'To find out where Apple is keeping my son.'
Stan: 'Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!'

Apple
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 14 Episode 10

When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.

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Quote by Randy Marsh from South Park in Season 14 Episode 9

Randy: 'Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?'
Schwarzenegger: 'No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.'
Randy: 'Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?'
Schwarzenegger: 'Nevada.'
Randy: 'Oh really? Okay Mr. 'I'm Awesome at Geography'!'

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Quote from South Park in Season 14 Episode 7

Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 14 Episode 4

[Playing Chatroulette with Kyle] This is the way the world works, if you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks fist.

Friendship
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 14 Episode 3

Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?

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Quote by Butters Stotch from South Park in Season 14 Episode 2

Mr. Stotch: 'Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded.'
Butters: 'Sorry dad. I was just being the voice of a generation.'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 15 Episode 2

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season Season 13 Episode 11

Stan: 'Dude,it actually wasn't a dolphin and a whale who bombed hiroshima, it was the...'
Cartman: 'Dude, they won't rest until whoever is responsible is completely wiped out!'

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Quote by Butters Stotch from South Park in Season 13 Episode 1

Stan: 'Rings that say they not gonna have sex or doing anything naughty anymore.'
Butters: 'A ring that says you'll be together but not have sex... isn't that called the wedding ring?'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 13 Episode 1

Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman.

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 12 Episode 13

Cartman: 'Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on.'
Stan: 'You didn't die?'
Cartman: 'Freakin' hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore.'

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 11 Episode 12

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

Faith, Imagination
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 11 Episode 4

Terrorist: 'America had other enemies before the Muslims, you know? Who is America's oldest enemy?'
Cartman: 'The Russians?'
Terrorist: 'Before that!'
Cartman: 'The Germans?'
Terrorist: 'Before that.'
Cartman: 'The Germans again?'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 9 Episode 11

The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!

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Quote from South Park in Season 7 Episode 14

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Life, Lovesick, Grief
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 2

Cartman: 'Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it...'
Stan: 'And then what?'
Cartman: '...and then you pee on them!'
Kyle: 'No, dude! You're supposed to put their hand in warm water to make THEM pee!'
Cartman: 'Really? Oh well.'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 1

I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

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Quote by Mayor McDaniels from South Park in Season 2 Episode 2

Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town. What would he do?

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 7

Cartman: 'I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.'
Stan: 'Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.'

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1

Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 9 Episode 8

Stan: 'I know what did cause the flood.'
Kyle: 'George Bush?'
Stan: 'No!'
Kyle: 'Terrorists?'
Stan: 'No!'
Kyle: 'Communists?'
Stan: 'Nein!'
Kyle: 'Chinese radicals'
Stan: 'Nein!'
Kyle: 'Cartman?'
Stan: 'Sort of...'

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