Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park (Page 2)

Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park
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Quote by Wendy Testaburger from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2

I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did. Because that's the only way you ever really lose.

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2

Stan: 'Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!'
Cartman: 'Intelligent and friendly on rye bread.'
Stan: 'Dolphins are smarter than you!'
Cartman: 'Then why do they live in igloos?'
Stan: 'That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!'
Cartman: 'Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap.'

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Quote by Wendy Testaburger from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2

Cartman: 'After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.'
Wendy: 'Hitler was famous too.'

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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1

You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1

Stan: 'That fat bitch won't let us.'
Ms. Crabtee: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said that rabbits eat lettuce.'

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1

Stan: 'Whatever, you fat bitch.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said, I have a bad itch.'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 7

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

Alcohol
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 2

Cartman: 'Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it...'
Stan: 'And then what?'
Cartman: '...and then you pee on them!'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 12

I've never heard the words 'only' and 'candy' in the same sentence before.

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 5

I would never let a woman kick my ass! If she tried anything, I'd be like 'Hey! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'

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