Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park (Page 2)

Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 7 Episode 11

Stan: 'Dude, I wonder where Kyle is.'
Cartman: 'Maybe he caught a disease and died, that'd be so awesome.'
Stan: 'Dude that's not funny, you shouldn't joke about that.'
Cartman: 'Who's joking?'

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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park in Season 7 Episode 5

Mr. Garrison: 'Then maybe you can tell me who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early sixties.'
Eric Cartman: 'A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods?'
Mr. Garrison: 'Right, but who was the fattest oldest skank on her period?'

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 7 Episode 2

Teacher: 'You think art is not important?'
Stan: 'Well, art is just kinda for gaywads.'
Butters: 'I love our class!'
Stan: 'See?!'

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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 6 Episode 2

Chefkoch: 'Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.'
Stan: 'Marry him?'
Chefkoch: 'It definitely worked for every woman i ever met.'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 5 Episode 2

What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 5 Episode 1

But, years from now, when you're old and have children of your own, what would you give to come back and fight this one day? This one day, where you could have made a difference. Where you could've told Scott Tenorman: 'You may take our pride, but you will never take my god damn $16.12!'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 4 Episode 9

Stan: 'Dude, we don't have any musical talent.'
Cartman: 'That didn't stop any of the other boy bands, dumbass!'

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 3 Episode 13

Mr. Garrison: 'Oh, for Pete's sake! What've you bastards done now?!'
Cartman: 'Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in urinal!'
Kyle: 'No, it wasn't, fatass... I saw you do it!'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 3 Episode 17

We're trying to find the Brown Noise, it's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people loose bowel control.

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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 2 Episode 14

Chefkoch: 'Why 'oh oh'?'
Gerald Brovlovski: 'Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off.'
Chefkoch: 'Oh oh...'

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Quote by Officer Barbrady from South Park in Season 2 Episode 11

Officer Barbrady: 'Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in South Park, I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium, so I can prove that nothing's wrong.'
Stan: 'What other crime in South Park?'
Officer Barbrady: 'Oh yeah... let's go.'

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 2 Episode 10

Stuart McCormick: 'We don't have a Nintendo, we got a calico-vision plugged into the black and white TV.'
Kyle: 'Oh my god, this is like a third world country.'

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 2 Episode 9

Kyle: 'It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble.'
Stan: 'Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?'

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Quote by Uncle Jimbo from South Park in Season 2 Episode 8

Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 2 Episode 8

A summer without fireworks sucks ass.

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 2 Episode 8

If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack, and blow your balls all over your pants!

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 2 Episode 7

Kyle: 'Scary monsters don't eat big, fat, smelly bitches.'
Mrs. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Kyle: 'I said, Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!'

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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 2 Episode 4

This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.

Drugs, College
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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season Season 1 Episode 13

Stan: 'We're not getting on, you ugly bitch!'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch!'
Ms. Crabtree: 'Oh, all right then.'
Kyle: 'Woah, dude.''
Stan: 'I always wondered if that would work.'

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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park

Stan: 'Oh, my God, they killed Kenny.'
Kyle: 'You bastards!'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 11

Stan: 'What the hell are you doing?'
Cartman: 'My mom said lesbians lick carpet.'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 9

Cartman: 'I sneaked around my mom's closet and saw what I'm getting: the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000.'
Stan: 'What's that?'
Cartman: 'I don't know, but it sounds sweet.'

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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 1 Episode 10

Woah, that is one fudged-up little cracker!

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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park in Season 1 Episode 10

Mr. Garrison: 'Where are you from?'
Damien: 'The Seventh Layer of Hell.'
Mr. Garrison: 'Oh, my mother was from Alabama.'

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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 7

Stan: 'We always run late, you skank.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I can't wait to own a fishing tank.'

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