I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did. Because that's the only way you ever really lose.0
Stan: 'Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!'
Cartman: 'Intelligent and friendly on rye bread.'
Stan: 'Dolphins are smarter than you!'
Cartman: 'Then why do they live in igloos?'
Stan: 'That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!'
Cartman: 'Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap.'
Cartman: 'After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.'
Wendy: 'Hitler was famous too.'
You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.0
Stan: 'That fat bitch won't let us.'
Ms. Crabtee: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said that rabbits eat lettuce.'
Stan: 'Whatever, you fat bitch.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said, I have a bad itch.'
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!Alcohol0
Cartman: 'Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it...'
Stan: 'And then what?'
Cartman: '...and then you pee on them!'
I've never heard the words 'only' and 'candy' in the same sentence before.0