The best Quotes by Steve Urkel

The best Quotes by Steve Urkel
Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Eddie: 'Urkel, why don't you ever knock?'
Steve Urkel: 'Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!'
Steve Urkel: 'You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'How long have we known each other?'
Steve Urkel: 'Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds... fifteen seconds... sixteen seconds.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters in Season 2 Episode 3

I know I'm not worthy of you. But I just can't help loving you. It's like wanting to touch a star - you know you'll never reach it, but you just gotta keep trying.

Desire, Breakup & Lovesick, Love declerations
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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 14

Laura: Forget it, Steve, I don't even have time to be mean!'
Steve Urkel: 'Great, maybe I'll stay a while.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 14

Laura: 'Hide-and-seek, that's it.'
Steve Urkel: 'Oh, great, my parents play this with me all the time. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Estelle Winslow: 'Steve, how did you get so good at checkers?'
Steve Urkel: 'Practice. Fortunately, when I was young I had no friends.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'Where did you get the money for this?'
Steve Urkel: 'From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Clarence: 'Yo, you a serious little nerd.'
Steve Urkel: 'No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our friends. They help move along our sentences.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'Thank you, Steve. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that.'
Steve Urkel: 'Oh, I understand.'
Laura: 'You did good.'
Steve Urkel: 'You love me, don't you?'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Steve Urkel: 'I've taken a vow of chastity.'
Carl: 'Steve, you've always been chaste.'
Steve Urkel: 'Yeah, but now I have an excuse.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Carl: 'Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom?'
Steve Urkel: 'You yelled at me and you called me a butthead.'
Carl: 'Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead?'
Steve Urkel: 'Yes. It was my nickname in preschool.'

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