The best Quotes by Susan Mayer

The best Quotes by Susan Mayer

Susan Delfino is a fictional character played by Teri Hatcher on the television series Desperate Housewives.

Julie: "No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor."
Susan: "And he retired. I try not to take that personally."
Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 8

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The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care.
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You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.
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Human beings are designed for many things, but loneliness isn't one of them.
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We all havee momeents of deespeeration. If we can face them head-on, that's when we find out, how strong we really are.
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I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 6
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Tom's packin'! We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, he can drive in the car pool lane when he's alone. If it falls in the forest, believe me - it makes a sound. The Washington monument looks at it and says, "I want to be you when I grow up!"
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 7 Episode 9
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Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!
Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 1
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There's no bad guys here, there's just people trying to figure things out.
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 7
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Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 1
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
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It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1
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"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
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In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.
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That pine shields my view of the Purcell's backyard, and if you had ever seen Mr. Purcell sunbathe, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.
Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 4 Episode 1
Baby. Number. Five. An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care!
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 7 Episode 1
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Tom: "I never thought you'd want a fifth kid?"
Lynette: "I don't, but I didn't want the first four and they're starting to grow on me!"
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 7
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We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 21
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Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 19
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Gabrielle Solis: "I never bragged."
Lynette Scavo: "You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'."
If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!
Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 6 Episode 4
Sister Mary: "Money can't buy happiness."
Gabrielle: "Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting."
Bree: "Well, the key is to not let them know what you're doing. This requires observation, cunning and manipulation."
Gabrielle: "Isn't it just easier to shut down your hoo-ha until he gives in?"
Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 23
Lynette: "You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer."
Porter: "That's how dad does it?!"
Tom: "O-okay, let's stay on topic!"
Tom Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 7 Episode 15
Mike: "You're kidding. We're playing an actual gig?"
Tom: "In front of people who aren't listening just because I pay their allowance? Well, this is fantastic!"
Tom Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 7
Tom: "Are you as tired as I am?"
Lynette: "More. But I'm tougher, and I complain less."
Tom: "Not when you give birth - and you do that a lot."
Tom Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 16
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Gabrielle: "She's Romanian! When your people are being chased into Argentina by angry cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important."
Carlos: "How about you stick to fractions, and I'll teach Juanita geography?"
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Gabrielle: "How about that? And here I was thinking some guy wants to murder me in my sleep."
Carlos: "The night's still young!"
Carlos Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 12
Andrew: "Mom...?"
Bree: "Please don't interrupt me while I'm speaking! Now what is it, dear?"
Andrew: "Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide. There's no rush, she's not trying that hard..."
Bree: "The man's a doctor, for heaven sakes. You've done better than I did."
Orson: "That was a bit of a drive-by."
Orson Hodge in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 10
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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