Leonard: 'Sheldon, relax! She doesn't have any symptoms, I'm sure she's not contagious.'
Sheldon: 'Oh, please! If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousands of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, homo habilis would have figured out how to kill the guy with the runny nose.'
Penny: 'You'll never guess what just happened.'
Sheldon: 'I don't guess. As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although it occurs to me, you may have been employing a rhetorical device - rendering my response moot.'
She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.Nerds, Video games0
Leonard: 'The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.'
Rajesh: 'Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.'
Sheldon: 'What are we doing here?'
Leonard: 'We're socializing, meeting new people.'
Sheldon: 'I'm not quite sure. It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.'
Leonard: 'That narrows it down.'
Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!0
Penny: 'You know, it's a Cheesecake Factory... people order cheesecake and I bring it to them.'
Leonard: 'So you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?'
Penny: 'Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage.'
We dont need Wolowitz! Engineering is merely the slower younger brother of physics. Watch and learn! Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?0
Penny: 'Oh, it's not a date, Leonard. It's just a man and a woman hanging out, not having sex at the end of the night.'
Leonard: 'Sounds like most of my dates.'
Howard: 'Good news, gentlemen - I found our hacker.'
Howard: 'Yeah, no one can hide from me. Not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman.'
I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.0
Sheldon: 'You realize that the technology
that went into this arm, will one day make unskilled food servers, such as yourself, obsolete?'
Penny: 'Really? They're gonna make a robot, that spits on your hamburger?'
Howard: 'You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator.'
Rajesh: 'I thought we were going to be gentle with him.'
Howard: 'That's why I added the 'tator'!'
Howard: 'Looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.'
Penny: 'His right hand is calling him?'
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch 'The Clone Wars' TV series, until I've seen 'The Clone Wars' movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.0
Leonard: 'I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...'
Sheldon: 'Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word 'plenty' has been redefined to mean 'two.''
Leonard: 'Sheldon, how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?'
Sheldon: 'They were clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.'
Leonard: 'The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.'
Sheldon: '...with certain obvious exceptions. Suicide for example!'
Penny: 'Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!'
Sheldon: 'It took you four years to get through high school?!'
Smart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart.0
Everybody's got a date. Even you, Mario, going after Princess Peach. And what am I doing? I'm just enabling you.0
Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!Nerds0
Howard: 'We need a hot fifteen-year-old asian girl with a thing for smart guys.'
Leonard: 'Howard, that's racist! Any fifteen-year-old girl will do the trick.'
Rajesh: 'It's possible she may have missunderstood us.'