Quotes from The Big Bang Theory (Page 2)

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Quote by Leslie Winkle from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 5

Penny: 'Wow, a girl scientist.'
Leslie: 'Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains.'

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Quote by Penny from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 13

So in your world... your like the 'cool guys'.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 13

You're asking me to use my superior intellect in a tawdry competition. Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

Intelligence
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 5

Penny: 'Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.'
Leonard: 'Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2

Leonard: 'Well, do you have any ideas?'
Sheldon: 'Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 4

I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

College
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Quote by Leslie Winkle from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 3

Leonard: 'Anyway, I was thinking more of a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.'
Leslie: 'Wait, are you asking me out?'

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 3

Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 3

Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so you don't crash into Geek Mountain again.

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 3

Leonard: 'Sorry 'bout your car, by the way.'
Penny: 'Oh no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window.'
Leonard: 'The poor guy on the bike.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2

Leonard: 'For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?'
Sheldon: 'You have a sarcasm sign?'

Sarcasm
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2

Sheldon: 'You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?'
Leonard: 'Men do things for women without expecting sex.'
Sheldon: 'Those would be men who just had sex.'

Sex
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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 4

Sheldon: 'Hey, look, I found my missing neutrino.'
Howard: 'Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton...'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 1

Leoanrd: 'Is this the high-IQ spermbank?'
Woman: 'If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!'

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