Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.0
The pain doesn't go away. You just make room for it.Pain, Lovesick0
Shane Walsh: 'Rick, you can't just be the good guy and expect to live. Okay? Not anymore.'
Rick Grimes: 'I'm not the good guy anymore.'
I'm the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what'd you think I do to some guy I don't even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What'd you think?0
Glenn Rhee: 'Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.'
Dale Horvath: 'I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.'
Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living and Theodore Douglas is done here by a cut on his arm.0
Please, don't let this be my punishment. Let her be safe, alive and safe. Please, lord. Punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.0
I don't know what to say. I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife. And I am sure as hell not your problem.0
Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.0
Daryl Dixon: 'You got some balls for a China man.'
Glenn Rhee: 'I'm Korean.'
Daryl Dixon: 'Whatever.'
Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.0
All I am anymore is a man looking for his wife and son. Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. I'll give you a moment to think about that.0
Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Only common sense.0