Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'
Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'
Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'
I love you, Stefan. Hold on to that. Never let that go.0
In all the world, violent men are the easiest to deal with.0
Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.Alcohol0
Grace Burgess: 'You think I am a whore?'
Tommy Shelby: 'Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.'
Senior citizens, the people who stay active by playing shuffleboard, going on walks or performing their hit-song 'I can't get no satisfaction' in front of packed arenas around the world.0
Generally, Balls are to the human body what 'Starz' is to a cable package: It comes with it, we understand that, but it's not nice to look at and nobody really knows what to do with it.0
it is a gift to convince oneself of something and then to believe it with all one's heart0
I think sometimes we aren't keeping secrets to hide from other people. I think sometimes we're keeping them to protect those people.Secrets0
The truth can free you, if you let it.Truth0
I guess we all have things we try to hide. But they can't stay hidden forever.Secrets0
I like her. She makes you try new things, it's good for you. I'm serious - you seem less afraid when you're with her. I like it and it also makes me kind of sad.0
We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.Secrets, High School0
Pictures can be twisted and used against you and haunt you forever.Photography, Bullying0
They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.Lies, Blasphemy, Bullying0
Wuntch: 'Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.'
Raymond: 'Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.'
She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.0
Wuntch: 'Sticks and Stones, Raymond.'
Raymond: 'Describing your breakfast?'
Dustin: 'Even if he is, it doesn't automatically mean that he's bad.'
Mike: 'That's like saying just because someone's from the Death Star doesn't make them bad.'
Dustin: 'We have a bond.'
Mike: 'A bond? Just because he likes nougat?'
You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.0