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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 10

I've been dreaming of that since I was five. Well, that and my own operational Death Star.

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Quote by Princess Bean from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 6

Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 5

Luci: 'I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.'
Bean: 'He didn't say that.'
Luci: 'Doesn't make it any less true.'

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 9 Episode 13

Joey: 'I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?'
Phoebe: 'Well, it depends.'
Joey: 'On?'
Phoebe: 'On how far along he is in the sex change process.'

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 4

Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

Lady Lingonberry: 'I'm drowning!'
Elfo: 'I'm Elfo!'

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Quote by Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things

I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books - these books are my paddles. I need my paddles.

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Quote by Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things

You shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to.

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Quote by Scott Clarke from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 4

All living things, from complex mammals to single-celled organisms, instinctively respond to danger. Expose a bacterium to a toxic chemical and it will flee, or deploy some other defense mechanism. We're very much the same. When we encounter danger, our hearts start pounding. Our palms start to sweat. These are the signs of the physical and emotional state we call 'fear.'

Fear
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Quote by Jim Hopper from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 3

That's it. Three rules. I call 'em the 'Don't be stupid'-rules. 'Cause we're not stupid, alright?

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Quote by Scott Clarke from Stranger Things in Season 1 Episode 5

Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.

Science
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Quote by Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things in Season 1 Episode 5

Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.

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Quote by Ross Geller from Friends in Season 7 Episode 19

Monica: 'Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.'
Ross: 'A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.'

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 2

Bean: 'I'm gonna have to kill him or something.'
Luci: 'Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh.'

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 2

Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 7 Episode 5

Chandler: 'Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?'
Monica: 'Do you really want to pull at that thread?'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 6 Episode 19

Chandler: 'Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?'
Ross: 'What's the difference?'
Monica: 'Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys.'

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

Bean: 'What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?'
Elfo: 'That's hope. That's hope!'
Luci: 'You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.''

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

Bean: 'You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone.'
Luci: 'Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here.'

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.

Life
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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.

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Quote by Princess Bean from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 1

All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought that I'd get married for true love, or because I was wasted.

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Quote by Saul Goodman from Better Call Saul in Season 4 Episode 3

'How long does ist take for you to pick a Yale three-pin?'
'Well, then in eight minutes, you're gonna make four grand. Ten minutes if you decide to pick your nose.'

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Trade

Trade. The basic system of barter exchange that you have to do really carefully or you'll end up with Dwight Howard.

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Quote by Saul Goodman from Better Call Saul in Season 4 Episode 2

I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 19

Ross: 'I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?'
Chandler: 'Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 16

Ross: 'She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it.'
Joey: 'That's what all my relationships are like.'
Chandler: 'Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 4 Episode 12

Alice Knight: 'We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present.'
Frank Buffay: 'It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.'
Monica: 'Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.'

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Quote by Ross Geller from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Love
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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here.'
Phoebe: 'Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'You're smoking again?'
Chandler: 'Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'I had the same dream.'
Phoebe: 'Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.'
Joey: 'Oh, I had the opposite dream.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 16

Phoebe: 'For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.'
Chandler: 'I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.'
Monica: 'It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 9

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Workplace Sexual Harassment

[..] to an infamous story about a pubic hair in a coke can. Which is the most disgusting thing you could possibly discover in a coke can - other than Pepsi.

Cola
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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Eddie: 'Urkel, why don't you ever knock?'
Steve Urkel: 'Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!'
Steve Urkel: 'You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'How long have we known each other?'
Steve Urkel: 'Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds... fifteen seconds... sixteen seconds.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 21

Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 2 Episode 14

Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'

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