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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in State Attorneys General

It's interesting how your feelings on sueing the government can change a lot, based on who is saying it. It's like how, 'I'm getting off here', is a fine thing for someone to say, if they're standing next to the door of a train. But it's a rude thing to say, if they are masturbating on that same train.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7

This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

America
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

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Quote by Sammi Slott from Shameless in Season 4

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

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Quote by Sarah Cleary from Shameless in Season 6

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

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Quote by Sheila Jackson from Shameless in Season 2

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 4

Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

Bullying
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Quote by Sarah Cleary from Shameless in Season 6

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

Relationships
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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

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Quote by Butters Stotch from South Park in Season 7 Episode 14

Well yeah, and I'm sad. But at the same time, I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive. You know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now, is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautfiul sadness.

Breakup & Lovesick, Grief
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Quote by General Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 5 Episode 8

When someone points a gun at you, you don't turn around and run away. You take it out of their hand and you point it right back.

Argument
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Quote by Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break

We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.

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Quote by Michael Scofield from Prison Break in Season 1 Episode 16

You know what I want, to not have to be the older brother for my older brother.

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Quote by Lincoln Burrows from Prison Break

I’m not asking you to love me. I already screwed up that chance a long time ago. I’m asking you to love yourself. You can still put the brakes on this thing.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 5 Episode 2

The problem with always wanting more is that the second you get it, it can always be taken away.

Greed
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Facebook

Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets. Because they make shit go away, whereas Facebook retains shit.

Facebook
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Facebook

Our main story tonight concerns Facebook, the worst place to wish Happy Birthday to a friend, other than a funeral.

Facebook
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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 10

Queen Dagmar: 'Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral.'
King Zøg: 'Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit.'

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

Alcohol
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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 24

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Love declerations
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 22

Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

Love
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 22

Love doesn't make sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it. Love ist totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.

Love
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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Better Call Saul in Season 1 Episode 9

The less talk, the better.

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Better Call Saul in Season 1 Episode 9

I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.

Morality, Crime
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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 1 Episode 1

Chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change.

Chemie
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?

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Quote by Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad

It's nothing personal Walt, but you wouldn’t know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

The next time you bring a gun to a job without telling me, I will stick it up your ass sideways.

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Quote by Gustavo Fring from Better Call Saul in Season 4 Episode 7

Perhaps we should learn to temper our expectations.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 10

I've been dreaming of that since I was five. Well, that and my own operational Death Star.

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Quote by Princess Bean from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 6

Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 5

Luci: 'I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.'
Bean: 'He didn't say that.'
Luci: 'Doesn't make it any less true.'

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 9 Episode 13

Joey: 'I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?'
Phoebe: 'Well, it depends.'
Joey: 'On?'
Phoebe: 'On how far along he is in the sex change process.'

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 4

Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

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Quote by Luci from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

Lady Lingonberry: 'I'm drowning!'
Elfo: 'I'm Elfo!'

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Quote by Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things

I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books - these books are my paddles. I need my paddles.

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Quote by Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things

You shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to.

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Quote by Scott Clarke from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 4

All living things, from complex mammals to single-celled organisms, instinctively respond to danger. Expose a bacterium to a toxic chemical and it will flee, or deploy some other defense mechanism. We're very much the same. When we encounter danger, our hearts start pounding. Our palms start to sweat. These are the signs of the physical and emotional state we call 'fear.'

Fear
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Quote by Jim Hopper from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 3

That's it. Three rules. I call 'em the 'Don't be stupid'-rules. 'Cause we're not stupid, alright?

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Quote by Scott Clarke from Stranger Things in Season 1 Episode 5

Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.

Science
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Quote by Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things in Season 1 Episode 5

Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.

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Quote by Ross Geller from Friends in Season 7 Episode 19

Monica: 'Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.'
Ross: 'A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.'

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