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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 21

Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 2 Episode 14

Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'

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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries

I love you, Stefan. Hold on to that. Never let that go.

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Quote by Irene O'Donnell from Peaky Blinders

In all the world, violent men are the easiest to deal with.

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Quote by Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question.

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Quote by Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders

Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.

Alcohol
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Quote by Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders

Grace Burgess: 'You think I am a whore?'
Tommy Shelby: 'Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.'

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Guardianship

Senior citizens, the people who stay active by playing shuffleboard, going on walks or performing their hit-song 'I can't get no satisfaction' in front of packed arenas around the world.

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Guardianship

Generally, Balls are to the human body what 'Starz' is to a cable package: It comes with it, we understand that, but it's not nice to look at and nobody really knows what to do with it.

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Quote by Semiyon Kleiman from McMafia

it is a gift to convince oneself of something and then to believe it with all one's heart

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Quote by Devin Burke from The Kicks in Season 1 Episode 1

I am not a princess, I´m a soccer beast.

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Quote by Tony Padilla from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

I think sometimes we aren't keeping secrets to hide from other people. I think sometimes we're keeping them to protect those people.

Secrets
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

The truth can free you, if you let it.

Truth
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

I guess we all have things we try to hide. But they can't stay hidden forever.

Secrets
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

I like her. She makes you try new things, it's good for you. I'm serious - you seem less afraid when you're with her. I like it and it also makes me kind of sad.

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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.

Secrets, High School
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 1

Pictures can be twisted and used against you and haunt you forever.

Photography, Bullying
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Quote by Tyler Down from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 1

They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.

Lies, Blasphemy, Bullying
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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wuntch: 'Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.'
Raymond: 'Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.'

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wuntch: 'Sticks and Stones, Raymond.'
Raymond: 'Describing your breakfast?'

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Quote by Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 3

Dustin: 'Even if he is, it doesn't automatically mean that he's bad.'
Mike: 'That's like saying just because someone's from the Death Star doesn't make them bad.'
Dustin: 'We have a bond.'
Mike: 'A bond? Just because he likes nougat?'

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Quote by Bender Bending Rodríguez from Futurama in Season 3 Episode 17

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

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Quote by Philip J. Fry from Futurama in Season 1 Episode 7

That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

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