The best Series Quotes (Page 12)

I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past twelve years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose.

Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!

Eric: "Are her parents home?"
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."

Gwen: "Sorry. I love making people feel uncomfortable."
Leia: "You're really good at it."

Eric: "Know what the worst part is? I should be treasuring time with Leia. Instead, I mean, I can't wait for it to end."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."

Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."

Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.

Nate: "This whiny v*gina music is bumming me out!"
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny V*gina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."

Master Yoda was a puppet from a fake world with some guy's hand up his butt.

Being a Mandalorian is not just learning about how to fight. You also have to know how to navigate the Galaxy. That way you'll never be lost.

I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. I used 'em as a pillow on the plane. So if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me.

Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Max: "Welcome back, b*tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b*tches."

Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

Life ain't fair. You don't like it? Stop pouting and so something about it!

Florida is America's bas*ment: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.

Oof, you are heavy. Seriously, Burnbot, you could stand to burn a few calories.

He whacked me with a pillow. Hard. I'm dizzy and I have a serious short-term memory loss. I have serious short-term memory loss.

You've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!

This is like trying to find a hedgehog in a haystack.

Ha! The S-Team, eh? The "S" must stand for "slow motion"!

Dr. Eggman: "Prepare to be destroyed... by Burnbot!"
Sonic: "He's gonna burn me with flamethrowers or something? Acid? Incendiary grenades?"
Dr. Eggman: "No, no, no... claws! He has claws, very painful claws!"
Sonic: "Then you should have called him Clawbot or The Lacerator or Pinch-a-tron 9000. But Burnbot? I mean, that's just false advertising."

Dr. Eggman: "Sonic! Too late... you'll never stop me now, Sonic. All I have to do is push this little button."
Sonic: "Yeah, if you can push it before I grab it."

Sonic: "You can't lose me, Egghead!"
Dr. Eggman: "Eggman! You know my name is Dr. Eggman!"

Moving at the speed of sound
Make tracks, quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation
Don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go
Sonic, he's on the run
Sonic, he's number one
Sonic, he's comin' next
So watch out for Sonic X!

Only the bravest and boldest dare to choose Gryffindor. Is that you? Best be sure.

Speaking of eccentrics, you'll like our Head of house, Professor Filius Flitwick. People often underestimate him, because he's really tiny (we think he's part elf, but we've never been rude enough to ask) and he's got a squeaky voice, but he's the best and most knowledgeable Charms master alive in the world today. His office door is always open to any Ravenclaw with a problem, and if you're in a real state he'll get out these delicious little cupcakes he keeps in a tin in his desk drawer and make them do a little dance for you. In fact, it's worth pretending you're in a real state just to see them jive.

When you get your memory back, you'll remember that "low profile" isn't my thing.

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Éile: "Protect, not f*ck - clan basics."
Fjall: "Should have got that one tattooed."
Éile: "Too long a phrase for a Dog Clan c-ck."

The ignorant are always jealous of anyone with gifts.

Eredin doesn't know his arse from his elbow. F*ck him and his shiny army. Where the f*ck were they today when it counted? Couldn't organize a ride in a brothel.

Sorry, friends - can't abide bad manners.

A flower shall grow
Where our peasant blood flows
Our lives they have taken
Are the seeds they have sown
Rise up from the soil we till
Rise up from the soil that they own
We are the Black Rose

You're telling me that the first version of a witcher was a badass elf? This is really gonna piss Geralt off.

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.

I'm a pretty big deal in Debate Club. That's not up for debate! ...Yeah, I'm not popular.

Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."

I'm going to get Fritos, Tostitos, Doritos... all the "itos". I am back, baby!

Nate: "Wow, look, Nik. A shooting star. Make a wish!"
Nikki: "That's a firework, babe."

Nikki: "Do you wanna hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy? He's a gorilla!"
Nate: "It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow."

I love having the house full again. It just fills me with joy.

If you're worried about fitting in with everyone else, you found the people who don't fit in.

Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

Summer: "So you're making a mixtape for his birthday? That's so romantic!"
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."

Seth: "I'm in charge of Ryan's birthday."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."