The best Series Quotes (Page 14)

Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Luke: "It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters!"
Wedge: "Yeah, and were the womp rats shooting at you with turbolaser cannons?"

Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Shego: "You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius."
Dr. Drakken: "Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad."

Mother, boy bands are cute. Brown Bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute.

Sidekicks need to know their place… right?

Jim Possible: "You're a rocket scientist! Can't you do something?"
Dr. Possible: "Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help."

Wait, you mean Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related?

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?

Kim: "A naked mole rat? Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?"
Ron: "Like what?"
Kim: "Something... not naked."
Ron: "Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto."

News flash, Shego. I'm a bad man.

I think some serious physics just happened!

You ever notice "Mankey" is a mere vowel away from "monkey"? Just an observation!

Shego: "Why are you dressed in that stupid costume?"
Kim: "You look in the mirror lately?"

Lord Monkey Fist: "What kind of a hero brings a baby on a mission?"
Ron Stoppable: "A baby AND a sack of flour!"
Lord Monkey Fist: "Ah, yes. That explains everything."

Dr. Drakken: "This is so your fault!"
Ron Stoppable: "What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?"
Dr. Drakken: "In the spirit of the season, yes!"

This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!

Professor Dementor: "Too late! My men have already unleashed... ze dachsunds!"
Bonnie Rockwaller: "We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?"

Yes, information? I'd like the number for 911 immediately, please!

You were like "pow pow" and I was like "zap zap" and now you're all "boo hoo"!

Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent... not Europe.

Dr. Drakken: "I never joke about cocoa-moo."
Shego: "Cocoa-moo?"
Dr. Drakken: "It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages..."

Shego: "You're going to gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?"
Dr. Drakken: "That was last year and those were funnel cakes!"

The knuckle dragging ying to my knuckle headed yang.

Have I been placed on this earth to suffer?

Dr. Drakken: "Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend."
Ron: "Hello, I've got a name."
Dr. Drakken: "Which I can never remember."

Good, then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

Yeah I'd say I'm 30% serious, 70% mock.

So where are we in the Possible family Christmas Eve schedule?

I don't do cakes. I don't bake them and I don't jump out of them.

Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!

Kim Possible, you think you're all that, but you're not!

Faced with chaos, the people will always choose order. No matter the cost.

Seven warriors, outcasts, strangers to each other. Bound together to fight an unstoppable empire.

Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

If you don't think there's hope for the world, why bother going on?

Welcome to Godolkin University. We've trained the best and brightest young heroes since 1965. Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive.

"Where did you find that kind of courage?"
"I'm superhuman, right? We're made of steel."

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah! Go east."

Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.

Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."

I would break before I yield.

This is not my victory, it is ours.

How many more omnics should perish to fuel mankind's dreams? No more.