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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 2 Episode 9

The road to power is paved with hypocrisy and casualties. Never regret.

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 2 Episode 7

Presidents who obsess over history obsess about their place in it, instead of forging it.

Politicians, History
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 2 Episode 5

Shake with your right hand, but hold a rock in your left.

Trust
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 2 Episode 2

The president is like a lone tree in an empty field. He leans whichever way the wind is blowing.

Politicians
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 2 Episode 2

One heartbeat away from the presidency, and not a single vote cast in my name. Democracy is so overrated.

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Quote by Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy

The body is a slave to its impulses.

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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 2 Episode 1

Am I really the sort of enemy you want to make?

Enemies
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Quote by The Professor from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

The second any blood is shed, we'll no longer be Robin Hood, but just a bunch of plain motherfucking punks.

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 12

A smart man once said to me that speculation is a poor form of politics. Why don't you stick to what you know?

Politicians
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Quote by Jughead Jones from Riverdale

We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.

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Quote by Kevin Keller from Riverdale

Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn tonight.

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Quote by Betty Cooper from Riverdale

Jughead Jones: 'He'll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge.'
Betty Cooper: 'So... like 9 o'clock?'

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 9

If she wants to be an adult, let her see how she can fly once she leaves the nest.

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Quote by Peter Russo from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 9

Journalist: 'If I didn't think you were such a liability to yourself, congressman, I might even like you.'
Peter: 'If your circulation was as high as The Wall Street Journal, I might like you back.'

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 8

Harmony. It's not about what's lasting or permanent, it is about individual voices coming together for a moment. And that moment lasts the length of a breath.

Moment, Present, College
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 5

If you do decide to take the coward's way out, cut along the tracks, not across them. That's a rookie mistake.

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Quote by Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman in Season 3 Episode 2

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman in Season 2 Episode 12

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman in Season 2 Episode 10

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

Happiness
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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 3 Episode 1

Bojack: 'How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back.'
'I think you have to keep moving forward?'
Bojack: 'All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?'

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 3 Episode 9

I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

Moment, Present
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Quote by Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

Happiness
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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

Life
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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 1 Episode 2

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 1 Episode 9

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Taking action
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Quote by Zoe Barnes from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 4

The White House is where news goes to die. Everything's canned. These perfectly prepared statements.

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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 3

You make a lot of sacrifices. You turned down a six-figure salary at Google to start your own non-profit. People don't get Malaria in Palo Alto.

Google
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 3

The only two words I want to hear from you when I ask you to do something are 'Yes' and 'Sir'.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 1 Episode 12

Winners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 1 Episode 10

Mike: 'I thought you were against emotions?'
Harvey: 'I'm against having emotions, not against using them.'

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 1 Episode 4

Donna: 'How I sleep is none of your concern.'
Harvey: 'Neither is the Yankees' Batting Order, but that doesn't stop me from thinking about it.'

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

Self-Confidence, Popularity, Motivation
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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 2

I'm not worried about your brain. It's your heart we're talking about.

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 2

Money is the McMansion in Sarasota, that starts falling apart after ten years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries.

Money, Power
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

Power is a lot like real-estate. It's all about location. The closer you are to the source, the higher your property value.

Power
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Quote by Zoe Barnes from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

Zoe: 'I read somewhere that JFK never lasted more than three minutes.'
Francis: 'The point being?'
Zoe: 'Time is precious. Powerful people don't have the luxury of foreplay.'

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Quote by Zoe Barnes from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

'Maybe I could come up?'
Zoe: 'You're so sweet, really. But if I was gonna fuck you, you'd know.'

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Quote by Peter Russo from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

You want me to say those three magic word. One of which starts with an L. Okay, I'll say it. Christina Gellegar... lick my balls.

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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

Francis: 'I am sorry.'
Claire: 'No, that I won't accept.'
Francis: 'What?'
Claire: 'Apologies. My husband doesn't apologize. Even to me.'

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

The nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances.

Trust
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

There are two kinds of pain: The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain, the sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things.

Pain
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Trump vs. The World

America ist the country that gave you Star Wars, you're welcome. And scientology, we're sorry about that. Sometimes what's great and terrible about us is just impossible to seperate.

America
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Trump vs. The World

His approach is 'America first!' Foreign affairs is like sex. If you loudly announce that you will always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners.

Donald Trump
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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

The bullet of an M16 shoots out at 2100 miles per hour. Faster than the speed of sound. So if they shot you in the heart, you won't even hear the bullet that killed you.

Gun-Control
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