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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

A woman can spend two days choosing shoes for a wedding. But wouldn't spend a minute arguing over masks for a robbery.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

There you have the twins Helsinki and Oslo. Even with the most bullet-proof plan, soldiers are necessary. What better than two Serbs? It's possible that they can think, but thankfully - we'll never know.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

And that's how I met The Professor, by pointing a gun at his balls. The good thing about relationships is that we end up forgetting how they started.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

I'd get 30 years. And to be honest, growing old in a prison cell ist not my thing. I rather ran, in body and soul. And if I can't take my body with me, at least my soul should run.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

George: 'She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.''
Jerry: 'Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.'
George: 'That or 'Whose bra is this?''
Jerry: 'That’s worse.'

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

Money
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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

George: 'Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?'
Jerry: 'Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.'

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Quote by Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

Mr. Peterman: 'Elaine, can you keep a secret?'
Elaine: 'No sir, I can't.'

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld in Season 1 Episode 1

George: 'You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.'
Jerry: 'You can’t over-dry.'
George: 'Why not?'
Jerry: 'Same reason you can’t over-wet.'

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

George: 'You’ve got to apologize.'
Jerry: 'Why?'
George: 'Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.'
Jerry: 'How does that affect me?'

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Quote by Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Christmas
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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 14 Episode 2

Peter: 'Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya.'
Pregnant Woman: 'Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl.'
Peter: 'Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing.'

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Quote by Niklaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries

It's not a crime to love what you cannot explain.

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Quote by Rebekah Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries

We all bear scars, mine just happen to be more visible than most.

Scars
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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries

The worst day of loving someone, is the day that you lose them.

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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

True love will triumph in the end - which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, then it's the most beautiful lie we have...

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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.

Ideas, Motivation
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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be.

Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries

When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.

Breakup & Lovesick, Loss
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Quote by Elijah Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries

I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return, you're uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you like nothing else.

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Quote by Niklaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries in Season 4

Don't underestimate the allure of darkness. Even the poorest hearts are drawn to it.

Darkness
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Quote by Meredith Walker from Teen Wolf in Season 4 Episode 10

Lydia: 'Are you okay? I guess you are, aren't you? For someone who would put their own name on a hit-list...'
Meredith: 'I had to.'
Lydia: 'Why?'
Meredith: 'Because I heard you-- I heard you scream in the tunnels at Oak Creek. That's why I knew it was the right time... to start over.'
Lydia: 'But with Peter?'
Meredith: 'He's the Alpha. He's always been the Alpha. He'll make it right. It never was for us-- so many people die because of us. We're the monsters. Even Banshees. Even me.'
Lydia: 'I don't believe that. Not all monsters do monstrous things.'
Meredith: 'Like who?'
Lydia: 'Like Scott'
Meredith: 'Like you'

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Quote by Lydia Martin from Teen Wolf in Season 4 Episode 10

Not all Monsters do monstrous Things!

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 10

Marty: 'Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me.'
Howard: 'Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even.'

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Quote by Mary Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 10 Episode 1

Sheldon: 'Why do people cry at weddings?'
Mary: 'They're practicing for what's coming later.'

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Quote from Altered Carbon in Season 1 Episode 1

Let experience wash over you, absorb it like a sponge. Expect nothing, only then can you be prepared for anything.

Expectations
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Quote by Rory Gilmore from Gilmore Girls

Rory: 'Dean, wait!'
Dean: 'Why?'
Rory: 'Because... because I love you, you idiot!'

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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries in Season 2 Episode 8

I love you, Elena. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you.

Love declerations
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Quote by Jax Teller from Sons Of Anarchy

When the time comes she needs to tell my sons who I really am. I’m not a good man. I’m a criminal and a killer. I need my sons to grow up hating the thought of me.

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Quote by Han Solo from Star Wars in Solo: A Star Wars Story

I'm gonna be a pilot. The best in the galaxy.

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Quote by Debbie Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 8

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Alcohol, Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Sheila Jackson from Shameless in Season 2 Episode 9

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Love
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 6

You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

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Quote by Mickey Milkovich from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 12

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Love declerations
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 2 Episode 8

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 7

You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.

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Quote by Ian Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3 Episode 1

Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.

Ambition
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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7 Episode 10

Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.

Love
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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 5

I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.

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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 7

I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'

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Quote from Dark Net in Season 1 Episode 1

Crushes may fade, but JPEGs are forever.

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Quote by Beth Smith from Rick and Morty in Season 1 Episode 6

Jerry: 'I wish that shotgun was my penis.'
Beth: 'If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.'

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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park

Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?'
Clyde: '12?'
Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.'

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