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Quote from Hellsing

Betray Me, and i‘ll chase you into hell.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 1 Episode 1

I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around, and it's all scary and different. But meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 2 Episode 1

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 2 Episode 10

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Marriage
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Quote by Morty Smith from Rick and Morty in Season 1 Episode 8

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

Meaning
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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 2

Morty: 'Rick, can we not leave without my sister?'
Rick: 'Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty. Not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. Sum-Sum, let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting.'

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 5

Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 4

So you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine? Wow, so your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy?

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Quote by Sean Plott from Mostly Walking in Myst - P2

Bill: 'As Sean just destroys ist. Holy shit, dude! I still had to diagram it.'
Sean: 'Dude, just keep high APM, that's it.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 10

George: 'As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model.'
Meemaw: 'That is hilarious.'
George: 'What? I'm good looking.'
Meemaw: 'No, that you think you'll graduate High-School.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 10

What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say atomic bomb, but there's probably a better example.

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Quote by Bill Graner from Mostly Walking in King's Quest V - P2

Sean: 'Did the fox just eat a skunk? What happened?'
Bill: 'That was a glitch, running around on the ground and then one of the debuggers got it.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 9

I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 7

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

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Quote by Dr. Eberland from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 6

Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'

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Quote by Missy Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 6

Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 3

Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'

Lies
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 2

Science fact: Sisters are the worst.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 2

I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.

Solitude & Being Alone
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 21 Episode 4

Wilson Aubry: 'You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths.'
Eric Cartman: 'That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.'

2017
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Quote by Luke Skywalker from Star Wars in Episode VI - Die Rückkehr der Jedi-Ritter

I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

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Quote by Darth Vader from Star Wars in Episode V - Das Imperium schlägt zurück

No, I am your father!

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Quote by Han Solo from Star Wars in Episode V - Das Imperium schlägt zurück

C-3PO: "The possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1."
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"

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Quote by Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars in Episode IV - Eine neue Hoffnung

The Force will be with you. Always.

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Quote by Eleven from Stranger Things in Season 1 Episode 7

Friends don't lie.

Friendship
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Quote from Naruto

if you get lost
in the dark,
find your way using
other peoples light

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Quote by Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto

Failing doesn't give you a reason to give up as long as you believe

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Quote by Sara Tancredi from Prison Break in Season 5 Episode 1

Michael Scofield was like a storm. He was beautiful and frightening and mysterious.

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Quote by Oliver Queen from Arrow in Season 6 Episode 04

You can be a better hero. You can be a better hero than I ever was.

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Quote by Gloria Pritchett from Modern Family in Season 6 Episode 22

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Gifts
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Quote by Cassie Ainsworth from Skins

If heaven is up there, this is hell on earth.

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Quote by Dean Winchester from Supernatural

Always keep fighting!

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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why

Clay: "I love you."
Hannah: "Why didn't you say this to me when I was alive?"

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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 1 Episode 1

The truth isn't always to most exciting version of things, or the best, or the worst. It's somewhere inbetween. But it deserves to be heard and remembered. 'The truth will out', like someone said once. It remains.

Truth
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 1 Episode 1

I've heard so many stories about me now that I don't know which one is the most popular. But I do know which is the least popular: the truth.

Blasphemy
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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 4

I’m the Danger!

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Quote by Trevor Noah from The Daily Show in Sendung vom 03.10.2017

I'm sorry that we live in a world where there are people who will put a gun before your lives.

Gun-Control
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Quote by Jimmy Kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Sendung vom 03.10.2017

When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.

Gun-Control
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Quote by Cletus Spuckler from The Simpsons in Season 18 Episode 14

We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.

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Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 9 Episode 5

If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

Gun-Control
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Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 9 Episode 5

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

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Quote by Kumail Nanjiani from Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #11

'Is Kumail Nanjiani's dick multiple colors?'
Yes. Every shade of your mom's lipstick. And her butthole.

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Quote by Jughead Jones from Riverdale in Season 1 Episode 10

In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.

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Quote by Jughead Jones from Riverdale in Season 1 Episode 2

What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 9

A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.

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