Quotes and Sayings about X / Twitter

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

If you've been sexually harassed or assaulted write "me too" as a reply to this tweet.

An IPO is not something I worry or think about.

What does a Gen Z say, when asked to write a letter?
"Sorry, max I can do is 240 letters."

Twitter is the PvP of social media.

Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?

I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job!

Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn't.

One guy's business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8. Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.

The bird is freed.

Elon Musk bought Twitter when it's literally free. What an idiot.

Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated.

By "free speech", I simply mean that which matches the law.

I guess Twitter is the first thing that has been attractive to me as social media. I never felt the least draw to Facebook or MySpace.

I think it's hard to compare Twitter and Instagram. Twitter has a more mature business.

Thank God I'm not on Twitter. My career would have been over years ago.

Twitter is the limit of me putting myself out there.

There is a trouble called Twitter, the finest lies are here. Nowadays, social media is actually the headache of societies.

Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to introduce themselves to me.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Social Media is now the best way for us to introduce ourselves to the world, right? What we reveal or what we hide about ourselves, tells a story of who we are.

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

We need to think about how young people use social networks. When things get out of hand we may have to regulate them or cut them off.

Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.

ChatGPT is scary good. We are not far from dangerously strong AI.

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it.

Thanksgiving cuisine is such a delightful symphony of flavor!

We do have a very talented team here. So I think Tesla would continue to do very well even if I was kidnapped by aliens or went back to my home planet maybe.

The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable.

Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime. Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself. Moon brought us together in '69, Mars can do that in the future.

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."

Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?

Wilson Aubry: "You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths."
Eric Cartman: "That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein."

"Me too" was just two words; it's two magic words that galvanised the world.

Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesn't just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement.

I'm going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security. But he probably won't get it.

The biggest hurdle that our communities have is cynicism - saying it's a done deal, who cares; there's no point to voting.

Hi, I'm Dream, and this is what I look like. After years of being completely faceless online, I finally decided to do a face reveal.

Time moves in one direction, memory in another.

You need to fail in order to find the right solution.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

You know, girls in general are scarier than Voldemort.