Quotes by Tyrion Lannister

Quotes by Tyrion Lannister
Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 5 Episode 3

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

Laughing & Smile, Money, Women
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 1

Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 5 Episode 1

The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.

Power
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 2 Episode 9

Joffrey: 'If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.'
Tyrion: 'That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 6 Episode 3

Tyrion: 'A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms.'
Missandei: 'Who said this?'
Tyrion: 'Me, just now.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 4 Episode 7

Bronn: 'I'm sorry it has to be this way.'
Tyrion: 'Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 8

Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones

'How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?'
Tyrion: 'In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones

Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.

Self-Confidence
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 3

Tyrion: 'It was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year!'
Bronn: 'He's a squire. You don't pay him.'
Tyrion: 'Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 3

Tyrion: 'Any advice for me on my new position?'
Petyr: 'Keep a low profile.'
Tyrion: 'If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are.'
Petyr: 'Well, you are richer than I am.'
Tyrion: 'Good point.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 1

Cersei: 'You're a clever man, but you're not half as clever as you think you are.'
Tyrion: 'Still makes me more clever than you.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 1 Episode 2

Death is so final, whereas life is full of possibilities.

Life, Death
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 6 Episode 2

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Knowledge, Alcohol
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 10

You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 3 Episode 7

I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 1 Episode 2

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Books, Apprehension, Intelligence
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