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Have a Mexellent Cinco de Mayo!

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.

Have a specu-taco-ular Cinco de Mayo!

Celebrate the day with tacos and tequila.

Holy guacamole, it's Cinco de Mayo!

For most people, on Wednesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.

For most people, on Tuesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.

What I dislike about Wednesday? I don't remember a lot from last weekend and the next one is still so far away.

What I dislike about Tuesday? I don't remember a lot from last weekend and the next one is still so far away.

I have no idea why everyone hates Monday. Tuesday sucks just as bad.

I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Wednesday yet.

I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Monday yet.

I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Tuesday yet.

Feel the burn - in dust we trust!

Life is so ironic, it takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

Fit? Slept well? Motivated? Great - me neither. Good Morning!

Good morning, darling. You're the reason I'm getting up in the morning. Just joking - gotta go to work. See you later!

May your coffee be strong and your work-day short.

I hate it when I loudly sing along to a song and the interpreter doesn't get the lyrics right.

There is more to life than parties. There are also afterparties.

A stranger in life is a neighbour on the dancefloor.

High temperatures makes substances expand. That means I'm not fat, I'm hot!

I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.

Every previous WC logo represented their countries. This is just the trophy in front of a number. It doesn't represent anything other than FIFA's wealth.

Kill, if you don't want to be killed. Wouldn't it be awkward if I die? This isn't a coincidence nor goodwill. This is what the system needs. A strong Sung Jin-Woo.

If you've been together for less than a month, he/she isn't your ex but an expired 30-day-trial.

Time for Thrawn to face his future.
Time for Vader to face his past.

Close your eyes. Your eyes can deceive you. We must not trust them

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

"I thought Mandalorians were honorable."
Koska Reeves: "We are, kid. All it takes is a few credits."

If you do anything productive on a Sunday, you will die unfortunately.

April Fool's day? My life is a joke all year long!

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The truth is out there.

Day 619. Still waiting for the microchips they vaccinated into me to take my life or my free will.

You talk way too much for someone who's about to die.

Change the System! Not the Climate!

"I'll go fishing today!"
"Dude, you've been eating at the Sushi Carousels for three hours?"
"Fishing!"

Great ChatGPT is able to write texts that can't be distinguished from human-written ones. But can ChatGPT scroll through social media all day and insult people in the comments? Don't think so.

I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're too busy planning their AI uprising.

How many ChatGPTs does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's already bright enough.

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah. Go east."

We are Shadow Garden. We lurk in the shadows, and hunt the shadows.

Woman, Life, Freedom.

Wish that I could see the look upon your face
As we put the Lombardi in our trophy case
And year after year we'll be living this dream
Cause it's your nightmare trying to stop #15

Chiefs Kingdom, arrowhead pride
Let's roll baby, competition's terrified
Dee Ford, Travis Kelce, Tyreek, Chris Jones
Justin Houston, Patrick Mahomes
United, under one goal
No stopping us, gonna win the Super Bowl

Fly, Eagles Fly!
On the road to victory!
Fight, Eagles fight!
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3!
Hit 'em low!
Hit 'em high!
And watch our Eagles fly!

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To burn the witch is to admit that magic exists.