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You can't spell "elite" without E-L-I.
The G-MEN play best with their backs against the wall.
In Reese We Trust.
How could Michael Spurlock have two of the best performances of his career, just weeks after Jacksonville released him? Because Jaguars.
At Least Our Mascot Rules.
Jaxson de Ville
We Khan Do It!
Duuuval!
Getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning...
"So, what do you do in your time off?"
"I like stalking."
"Oh, really? I like to go swimming."
"I know."
Dating Apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I'd contact tech support.
Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."
Texas Stadium has a hole in its roof so God can watch his favorite team play.
They appear on television so often that their faces are as familiar to the public as presidents and movie stars. They are the Dallas Cowboys, "America's Team".
1978, John Facenda
Moving at the speed of sound
Make tracks, quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation
Don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go
Sonic, he's on the run
Sonic, he's number one
Sonic, he's comin' next
So watch out for Sonic X!
Neville's aim was so poor that he kept accidentally sending much heavier things flying across the room - Professor Flitwick, for instance.
Professor Flitwick took the register, and when he reached Harry's name he gave an excited squeak and toppled out of sight.
Eredin doesn't know his arse from his elbow. F*ck him and his shiny army. Where the f*ck were they today when it counted? Couldn't organize a ride in a brothel.
The Witcher: Blood Origin - Season 1 Episode 1
Nate: "Wow, look, Nik. A shooting star. Make a wish!"
Nikki: "That's a firework, babe."
That '90s Show - Season 1
Nikki: "Do you wanna hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy? He's a gorilla!"
Nate: "It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow."
That '90s Show - Season 1
I can't wait to walk down the aisle and hear those magic words: "this is your captain speaking".
Catch flights, not feelings!
"What if the worst sandwich you had ever had was $17?" the airport boldly asks.
Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like waiting for a boat to arrive. At the airport.
Airports are lawless places. 7 am? Have a beer! Tired? Just sleep on the floor! Hungry? Have some fries for $19!
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
It doesn't matter how much pension you recieve, it matters how long you do it!
Pension is like two six-month-holidays per year.
I have mixed drinks about my feelings.
A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.
Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.
Argentina in dreamland! Lionel Messi sent the Lusail stadium into raptures as he held the World Cup aloft in Qatar, having guiding Argentina to glory through a nerve-wracking penalty shootout against France in one of the greatest ever finals.
(English newspaper) - December 2022, on Argentina winning the World Cup
Live like there's snow tomorrow!
après ski
[skiing terminology]
social activities and entertainment that follow a day of skiing; happy hour in the mountains.
When you discover you're riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
Tribal Wisdom
James: "You'll never believe what I just found."
Jessie: "What, your brain?"
Misty: "At least you're right about the pretty part. Thanks for the compliment!"
James: "The girl thinks she's pretty."
Jessie: "I agree with her, I think she's pretty too... pretty pathetic!"
Everyone's carrying a little spark of madness inside of them.
I don't. I'm fireworks.
Hey, let's watch the video I took from the last New Year's fireworks!
- no one, ever
Slow but surely I come to the conclusion that billionaires aren't invested into the greater good for mankind.
December 2022
Here's what I discovered during my 10 day all-inclusive vacation: Tanned skin weighs 8 pounds more.
Packing for vacation: I'll need 7 outfits for 7 days. Packed 19, just to be sure.
May all your blues be the ocean and the sky!
Island days. Island ways. Surfing, sun and sunny rays.
Behin every fearless player is a fearless coach who refused to let them be anything but the best they can be.
Virtual Reality doesn't replace television or cinema. Nothing goes away. People said radio was the end to literature and TV was the end of radio. But we still read books and listen to the radio and watch TV.
Here comes our hero, Kirby, riding in on the spring breeze.
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A Jedi. Remind our friend here why his kind are supposed to be dead.
Star Wars Games - Jedi: Survivor
Humans can be museums too, filled with history they can no longer touch.
Jim Possible: "You're a rocket scientist! Can't you do something?"
Dr. Possible: "Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help."
Lord Monkey Fist: "What kind of a hero brings a baby on a mission?"
Ron Stoppable: "A baby AND a sack of flour!"
Lord Monkey Fist: "Ah, yes. That explains everything."
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