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Professor Dementor: "Too late! My men have already unleashed... ze dachsunds!"
Bonnie Rockwaller: "We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?"

Seven warriors, outcasts, strangers to each other. Bound together to fight an unstoppable empire.

"Where did you find that kind of courage?"
"I'm superhuman, right? We're made of steel."

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah! Go east."

Thank you, Senor Havertz. The goals of the German striker make us advance to the last 16.

See Ger Later - Heartbreak for Germans as they're dumped out in World Cup groups again despite thrilling win.

I'm sending you this message in times of capitalism, consumption and presents to remind you of the true meaning of Christmas:
The birth of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!

Life-hack #387:
Rice doesn't clump when you cook the grains individually.

It is not that we are not sad for his passing. But in celebrating life, he shall remain with us forever. What better way to strengthen the bonds of the family that remains, than celebrating all who came before?

In 324 days the Christmas markets are finally opening again. So excited!

Tay Kolma: "It's been a long time, and you've certainly grown up."
Leida Mothma: "So everyone says."
Tay Kolma: "Typical banker. No one pays me to be original."

The year 2024, a chapter of change. Moments of joy woven into the fabric of time. We carry experiences like pearls on a string. Amid challenges and victories, the essence takes shape, lingering in our hearts. May the upcoming year bestow upon us wisdom and hope.

A new year, light awakes,
2024, time partakes.
Moments dance, a constant flow,
In change, a gentle blow.

In the year 2024, may our deeds be like good seeds. Days unfold like psalms of possibility. Let us walk in unity and reap the harvest of love. May the year teach us that true abundance lies in community.

2024, the year of futuristic challenges. Breakfast debates with robots and selfie drones as pets. The time machine is still in the workshop, but hey, at least we have talking plants now! Cheers to a year full of quirky innovations.

You learn from mistakes, but you won't forget them

"I've had enough of my head being like this. I can't take it anymore."
"Then move your a-s and do something!"

One afternoon, a few days into the new year, I saw her for the first time. What was it that drew me in? Was it that she reminded me of who I used to be in a world that was no more?

I can't hide like a rat and wait anymore.

I decided it was time to die... and the world agreed with me.

I you want to become a woman, if you want to grow up, you have to fall down, you have to get hurt!

Come what may, everything is an irreplaceable piece in the puzzle of life.

Falling in love with someone makes you feel glad to be alive.

"Why would God give people such a terrible fate?"
"All encounters are by chance. I don't believe in fate."

Someone once said, "Life is like a jigsaw puzzle."

"Auntie, why did you lie to me?"
"Because it was a beautiful lie."

I found myself in a story that wasn't mine. That had never really started. And that nobody had ever bothered to end.

Before leaving home, my father told my mother I was ugly. What had he seen in my face that I was missing? What was happening to me?

Had I listened to other people, I'd have done less than half of the things I've done in my life.

"The last time you had sex?"
Gianna: "With someone else you mean?"

Gianna: "It's impossible to find a man in 24 days, even if I wanted to."
"Let's create a Tinder profile."
"No!"

Christmas doesn't care about your happiness. The one thing that matters is if you have a family. But I shall not bend. I am proud of my independence. I don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Top or bottom is the same. Christmas is a pain.

You do know bullets go through metal, right?

Have you made any new friends or overthrown any foreign governments?

Congratulations, you're being followed by the entire United Nations.

Yeah, I should be cleaning the windows. But on the other side, I really care about privacy.

Cleaning cloth? Got it!
Cleaning agent? Got it!
Wiper? Got it!
Motivation to start cleaning? Damn! I knew something's missing!

One day, I'll be cleaning all these windows. Out of curiosity.

My cleaning lady is working remote these days. She calls me and tells me what to do.

The Devil may present a pleasing visage. The better to seduce and influence the weak-minded.

Nun: "She will burn like those who spawned her."
Monk: "You assume she is in Hell?"
Nun: "It wouldn't matter. She was in Hell already."

Monk: "Please remember, she cannot ask for forgiveness anymore, so it's up to us to forgive her. For God knows all and sees all and will be thy judge."
Nun: "I'll take my chances."

Born to play Minecraft -
Forced to go to school

Education is important, but Minecraft is importanter.

Education is important, but Fortnite is importanter.

You say you don't like Minecraft? Just remember, Minecraft spelled backwards is Tfarcenim - which means absolutely nothing... just like your opinion.

You say you don't like Fortnite? Just remember, Fortnite spelled backwards is Etintrof - which means absolutely nothing... just like your opinion.

Born to play Fortnite -
Forced to go to school

Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.