Yes, it's true. For only 2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.0
Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'heal 'em' or 'cure 'em', you 'bury 'em!'0
I always let door-to-door merchants in, I just don't let them out.0
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, I regret that.0
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.0
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of pain.0
If light travels so far, how come it's never caught a ninja?0
My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.0
Let's end this quickly, I need to use the little soldier's room.0
I know what makes them tick, I know how to make their ticking stop.0
I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.0
I put the 'go' in golem. That was humor, other golems find that to be appropriately funny.0
Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself respawning at home.0
[Garrosh Defeat: Horde Cinematic]
The Horde needs its true Warchief now, more than ever.
Briggs: 'Oh shit, Charlie! I think I pulled a red wire. Is that bad?'
Charlie: 'Whoa, what?! No, yes! Get out of there!'
General: 'I would rather have my family die, than to have them live as traitors.'
Sam Fisher: 'There's a fine line between stupid and brave, General.'
As the new season dawns, new stars will rise, new teams will captivate, new stadiums will rock, new challenges will emerge, new battles will be fought. In the name of glory, in the name of honor, in the name of football, the game we love, the game we live for.Football0
To defend the lives of millions, I'll become to what you fear most, I will make you believe I am everywhere, and I'll do it my way.0
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?0
To say nothing is true, is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say everything is permitted, is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.0
You can’t break a man the way you do a dog or a horse - the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands.0
Our home is where we are. Our place of origin is not relevant, only where we choose to go together.0
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters.War0
What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?0
Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt.War, Morality0