The best quotes about Puns

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Quote by Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Puns, Falling in love
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Book Quote by Nick Hornby from A Long Way Down

Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.

Puns, Relationships, Family
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Quote by Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all.

Life, Puns, Funny Quotes
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Quote by Unknown

Don't cross oceans for people, who wouldn't jump puddles for you.

Puns, Self-Confidence
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Quote by Charles Bukowski

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

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Quote by Unknown

The older I get, the better I was.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 20

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 4

She really had a fat but: her fat butt!

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Movie Quote from Finding Neverland, by Sylvia Davies

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Puns, Food
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Quote by Markus Herz - wird häufig fälschlicherweise Mark Twain zugeordnet

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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