Quotes from Young Sheldon

Quotes from Young Sheldon
Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 10

George: 'As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model.'
Meemaw: 'That is hilarious.'
George: 'What? I'm good looking.'
Meemaw: 'No, that you think you'll graduate High-School.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 10

What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say atomic bomb, but there's probably a better example.

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 9

I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 7

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

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Quote by Dr. Eberland from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 6

Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'

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Quote by Missy Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 6

Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 3

Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'

Lies
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 2

Science fact: Sisters are the worst.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 2

I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.

Solitude & Being Alone
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

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